????: Throw the phone onto floor


You consider for a moment ridding yourself of this hideous digital leash that ties you so inexorably to communication and gives you no excuses for not knowing the time of day. But you remember just in time that the device itself is not what binds you to these things, and tossing it wouldn’t free you of your obligations.

Besides, you’re one of like three girls in your school whose phone’s screen isn’t broken. You’d prefer to keep it that way.