????: Check your email. You can always hope school has been canceled unexpectedly.


It’s worth checking, but you don’t have very high hopes.

For a moment you consider going through the requisite Adventure Comic Naming Screen gag, but then realize the device has been used often enough at this point that the humor that was in it has been probably already been milked. You decide to skip the Naming Screen gag and just log in.

You get your email through the school, and they have a strict “Real Name” policy, so log in with your name–Allison Bronte–followed by your ludicrously long password.

Nope. Looks like class has not been cancelled. Unless school was attacked by wicked fairies and everyone was too busy running to email. But what are the chances of that happening again?